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bryanboy: A baby unicorn dies in her sleep every time an article about Kate Middleton's wedding dress pops up.

for realz. overexposure at its worst.

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BetteMidler

Two drinks, I'm under the table, three drinks, under the host!

she'll give you a lil' hocus pocus, amIrite?

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AndrewWK

AFTER-PARTY TIP: When in doubt, eat an omelette and greet the dawn.

mmmm eggs. Good thing that's a daily staple here.